How to grief players who pick female heroes

From Ryvian (Dota allstars)


Go out of your way to kill them and gank them endlessly, finish with a "I bet you loved that didn't you?" "That's it, take my massive manly pillar of flesh into your dirty little pink hole." and other variants of inappropriate rape exclamation.

Flirt nonstop on allchat, ask them for their email, facebook, xanga, myspace page. If they tell you to shut up and that they are actually guys, keep pestering them with a "Awww how cute, look, she's shy. Don't worry, let daddy show you the world of romance." and other shitty lines.

Show your affection for them by dropping items for her. Drop branches and say they are roses for your dearly beloved. Farm up expensive items just to give it to her. Send her chickens.

If you have a hero that can screw up your team mates, do so when they attempt to gank/kill her and scream in all chat : "Lay off! That bitch is mine!" or " You touch my girl again, and i'll rip off your nutsack!" Give away your location and call her to meet you there. If you get ganked, say: "I died for you, my love!".

If there are more than one female character, in all chat, keep talking about harems, group-sex and orgies. Invite them to have an orgy with you in the river or with Roshan. Call Roshan your buddy Jabrone. Keep talking about your dick size and when you kill people, innappriately yell out: " ME, YOU, SEX, GOOD TIMES NOW!!!" or "Aww man, i just came all over your face, oh god, that felt great"

Follow them around all over the place by clicking on them, and continue to type stuff like "Our body and soul are as one, when you move, i move with you", "We are joined together, my penis to your anus", "I will never leave your side, or your rear., we will be together forever!" etc. If you get raped by chain frosted and die together, quote some Shakespear, call yourselves Romeo and Juliette, Tristan and Iseult or other famously tragic couples.